PARKER VOCKEROTH

Name: Parker Yates Vockeroth (Hey I didn't pick it)
 

Position at BRD: Writer of Vock's Voice, Nonsensical Nut-job,

Directly Damaged Degenerate, Also Adores Alliteration
 

Background: Just your average Canadian dunce with an opinion on things no one cares about.
 

Favourite Muppet: Oscar, I too am also grouchy and belong in the trash
 

Words of Wisdom: Coffee is best when it is like my inner thoughts, bitter and dark